Twenty-Third PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

CITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!

Fear not for your safety!  Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE!  TRUTH!  And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side!   Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!

Empress of Ebil!  Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!

Baron von Barbarity!  Your plan shall never come to fruition!  Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!

Tom Ato!  Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!

Tea-Timing Temptor!   . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!

[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth.  He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.

Supervillains may come up with their own, better names.  >_>  Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Man, he is struggling not to burst into another fit of laughter at that. But no, he wants some answers before deriding you more, Lucas.]

So....so are you saying you don't consider me a supervillain?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Pokey Minch is an upstanding and fine young citizen of this town.

On the other hand, the rotund doppelganger who closely resembles you is pretty dastardly, I'd say. Good thing King P's not around right now.

[Lucas looks mildly disapproving, as if Pokey is breaking some sort of unspoken rules.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...............*snnnnnnerrrkk*

Y-Yeah. That's.....that's great. H-Hey, do you mind if I go? There's some...some house work I gotta do....

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Of course! That excellent work ethic is exactly what this town needs, young Pokey. Go forth and scourgify!

And remember -- always wash your hands with plenty of soap and water!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He won't even wait until he's out of range before he starts cackling like the little madman he is. But at least he leaves.

Things won't stay too quiet a hour later. Specifically, things'll get a lot louder when a (thankfully empty) car gets thrown against a tree. The culprit?

A blue-skinned, fat twelve year old kid wearing a blue, paper cut out crown though you can still see traces of pink on it from Mindy's birthday party, dressed in the best, frilly looking boys clothes he could find, with a blanket tied behind him as a cape, grandstanding on top of his mech like a douchebag.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Needless to say, that's just Pokey finding mindless destruction amusing regardless, and not really the alter ego he was adopting.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Aha!

[The Psycho Sidekick will not stand for your foul crimes, King P! Oh, hold on I don't need brac --]

The PSIcho Sidekick will not stand for your foul crimes, King P. I knew you'd show yourself!

[Swooping in from the side, Lucas hovers in place with arms crossed. This would look slightly less ridiculous if his sheet weren't trailing behind him like a wedding train.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Well it's not like you can do anything, stupid! You can't beat royalty!

Josephine! Duck!

[And he's going to try and duck and force Lucas to go sailing above him.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Is that what you think? Well, nothing can stand to the power of my

Heat Beam Eye Blasts!

. . . . . Actually, I don't have those, but they sound pretty impressive, right? More than

Baseball Bat of Bashing!

[Lucas glides forward with one fist outstretched. He is indeed carrying a baseball bat but as he sails over Pokey's hand, he reaches down to . . . poke Pokey. ]

1/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Heat Beam Eye Blasts? Oh shit, that doesn't sound too good. He can't have those can he? I mean...well..he couldn't-]

2/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Oh good, he's just going to bash him in the head with a baseball bat.

Bash him in the head with a baseball bat?!

Oh Jesus oh God he's gone fully crazy and he's just going to crack his skull open and oh God...]

3/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[And then he just kinda whimpers a bit like a pussy when Lucas just nudges him. And then goes wide eyed. That was it? Oh. Of course it was.

Time to show he wasn't afraid.

He'll just put his hands to his sides, puffing out his chest.]

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See that? Your baseball bat can't do JACK! I am invincible!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Dastardly dastard! How can you be impervious to my

Frenzy of Ten Thousand Pokes?!

But it doesn't matter! I'll fight you to the end!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, what do you think of my Car Flail!

[And yeah, with that, he's going to have one of Josephine's legs impale another empty car and try to flail it at you Lucas. But hey, at least he's not currently actually TRYING to hit you.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Car Flail? Really? I guess I don't feel so bad about being uncreative now.

You can't beat my superior agility! Like, um . . . the speed of a thousand frightened rabbits, I'll dodge with ease!

[Lucas merely backs up about ten feet out of flailing range.]

Hah!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT UNCREATIVE!

Oh-hoh, but your speed can only help you so much! Here, take my

Steel Cage of Death Gliding Through The Sky like A Hawk And You Are Crushed like A Field Mouse between its talons and-

Screw it I'm just throwing the friggin' car at you!

[Aaaaand here comes the car Lucas. It's not particularly well aimed, so it's unlikely to hit you unless you FLY into it, but you know...still kinda throwing cars around like a jackass.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Foolish King P! In the time it has taken you to recite that somewhat impressive name, I have cleverly maneuvered myself into the perfect position for

Yoyo in the Face!

[As the car flies harmlessly past him, Pokey may expect . . . a Yoyo coming at his Face.]

I think this is my favorite thread I've ever done

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Oh shiznit a yoyo coming at his face! Abort abort abort!

Nope, that smacks him in the face a bit, the jerk of his head causing his stupid little crown to fall off to the ground.]

Ow! Jerk!

I am enjoying it XD

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

O-Oh! Sorry, are you O --

I mean. Ahem. That's only a precursor of what's yet to come!

[Lucas swoops down to hold the crown above his head triumphantly.]

Surrender! Or there will be more where that came from!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Never! A king never surrenders or something and-

HEY! THAT'S MINE!

[And now he's going to work himself into a little bitch fit.]

Seriously, gimme that back!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Never! Ownership of this crown is an inarguable sign that I beat you I beat you, hah.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Give it BACK or I'll blow up the entire park!

[And he'll be having the missile pods on his mech pop out from the underbelly of Josephine by now, Lucas.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just smirking.]

Watch me.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

I know you wouldn't!

I can hear the true cries of your heart, King P! It's saying, "Please, Amazing Psychic Boy ican'trememberwhatnameiusedwithyou, save me from myself!" It's what all villains really want! I believe in that voice and you can believe in it, too!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

.....

It's....

It's just.....

Could you come closer? I don't want to say this too out loud...