Twenty-Third PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

CITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!

Fear not for your safety!  Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE!  TRUTH!  And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side!   Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!

Empress of Ebil!  Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!

Baron von Barbarity!  Your plan shall never come to fruition!  Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!

Tom Ato!  Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!

Tea-Timing Temptor!   . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!

[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth.  He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.

Supervillains may come up with their own, better names.  >_>  Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]

Comments

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Also an evil villain]

You will fail.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Nemesis! Don't think I've forgotten you, uh . . . Creepy Creep! Be assured that our long and convoluted tear-wrenching history will end with your defeat at my hands!

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

You will fail and I will bring pain and suffering to all of your loved ones.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

You say that, but I can feel your heart underneath the darkness, weeping to be restored to the path of the light! Hang in there, Creepy Creep! I'll destroy your evil and save you!

[infinitemars.livejournal.com]

[At some point, Kira, before she decides to eat the candy and get into trouble, will be sitting there sketching Lucas as he helps an old lady cross the street.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

And remember: always brush after every meal!

. . . U-Um. Dentures need to be brushed, too. I think.

[infinitemars.livejournal.com]

[Kira seems faintly amused. She's sure this isn't normal, so she's definitely sketching for all she's worth. Catch her watching you?]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

And what have we here? Enjoying the beautiful sunshine, citizen?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[See Pokey walking, left hand firmly jammed in his pocket. Walk Pokey walk.

Then stare, gape-mouthed, at the weird future kid flying around. That is....well, he's never seen a PSI user do that before. He is just staring at you as you do this Lucas. He wants to say something, but really, what is he supposed to so say to you friggin' flying. Eventually, he'll meekly manage out.]

.....How?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Good afternoon, citizen! It's 1:00 and all is well on the streets of Mayfield! How, you ask?

Because of me! The PSIcho Sidekick!

1/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That wasn't what I meant, I mean, how are you-

2/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[The PSIcho Sidekick

The PSIcho Sidekick

The PSIcho Sidekick]

3/3

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Pffffffffffffff That's the dumbest name I ever heard!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

H-Hey! . . . Yeah, well. One of the PSIcho Sidekick's innumerable superpowers is immunity to insults. So there.

[stephen-owling.livejournal.com]

[As Lucas flies, he may notice a man in a milkman uniform following him down on the ground.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[After a few minutes of this, the boy wonder slowly descends to the sidewalk.]

. . .

Villain! Dying your hair and growing three inches is no disguise. I'd recognize you anywhere, Mayfield Milk Man!

[Hold on that name sucked.]

[stephen-owling.livejournal.com]

[Nagi holds out a bottle of milk, as well as his notepad, which reads:

Drink it.

[bridgetroll.livejournal.com]

[BROODING OVER THIS DAISY SHE JUST STEPPED ON

AND SPARKLING IN YOUR DIRECTION

HOW HEINOUS]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Egads! Snuffing out such beautiful life so callously . . . how could you?!

[bridgetroll.livejournal.com]

[dead monotone

and sparkles]

Killers don't have hearts.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[Do please direct your attention to the motto in his icon, dear boy.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Aha! That slightly disturbing, heavy breathing is a harbinger of your defeat! You shall soon lie upon the floor, filled with shame at your own evil and . . . breathing heavily in remorse!

Pfffff... Tom Ato. <3

[bestwishes]

That's The Pokémon Master to you, you goody two shoes! Besides, my Pokémon aren't enslaved at all, we are all working together, in our goal to conquer the entire world!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

=P

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Ridiculous! You entrap them in tiny balls without air or food or water! Release them and we'll see what they think, Pokemon Molester!

[bestwishes]

Ha, and you think a mighty supervillain would fall against the likes of a mere PSIdekick!?