Lucas

CITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!

Fear not for your safety!  Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE!  TRUTH!  And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side!   Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!

Empress of Ebil!  Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!

Baron von Barbarity!  Your plan shall never come to fruition!  Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!

Tom Ato!  Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!

Tea-Timing Temptor!   . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!

[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth.  He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.

Supervillains may come up with their own, better names.  >_>  Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]

[filtered and whatever]
[The voice that speaks into the phone is strangely calm.  After having suffered a severe shock and half-believing he had been transported back to Westport, Lucas wisely decided to remain at home.]

Please listen, everyone.  There are some things you should know about these people.

We called them the hazmat men when they first showed up in Westport.  They started off pretty slow and they weren't much of a threat, but as the days passed, they became much faster, stronger, and smarter.  I don't know how they'll behave now, but to be on the safe side, you should assume that they're at full power.

If you have to fight them, you should know that there's nothing underneath the suits.  Blunt force won't do anything and they won't react to getting hit.  What you need to do to break through -- stabbing or piercing or shooting works.  When the suit is opened, they release a lot of poison gas that can kill you if you're too close.  If you touch them or if you inhale any of it, the chemicals will burn you badly.  Some people died from the gas alone.

They attack with axes and they carry gas sprays with them.  Don't let them touch you.  The best thing to do if they're chasing you is to run.  They're not too fast.