Twenty-Third PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

CITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!

Fear not for your safety!  Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE!  TRUTH!  And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side!   Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!

Empress of Ebil!  Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!

Baron von Barbarity!  Your plan shall never come to fruition!  Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!

Tom Ato!  Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!

Tea-Timing Temptor!   . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!

[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth.  He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.

Supervillains may come up with their own, better names.  >_>  Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]

Comments

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Hah! The PSIcho Sidekick never -- . . .

What happened to your hand?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just jamming his hand back in his pocket.]

Nothing.

[Though, with the break, he'll be readjusting his crown on top of his head.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . .

The PSIcho Sidekick never lets anyone in need suffer! Even if it is a supervillain who should have been redeemed but isn't playing the way he's supposed to.

[Lifeup Alpha ~]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

....Man. The PSIcho Sidekick really is a friggin' psycho, if he thinks you're supposed to go around redeeming bad guys instead of kicking the crap out of them.







...Thanks.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

That's psycho as in Psycho for Justice and Truth! Sheesh.

If you want me to beat up on you, you should've succumbed to the Ten Thousand Finger Poke of Doom when I did it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

So...you're insane for justice and truth? That doesn't make sense. And if you're a sidekick, who're you working with?

Pfft, no! That attack was laaaaaaaame.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . It's hard to find things that start with the sound 'PSI', OK?! It's not like your name is any better. You just took your first initial and stuck King in front of it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well, I could think of some. Like-

There's-

.........

I didn't choose that name. You chose it for me and then I went with it. But it is kinda cool, you gotta admit...

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

What kind of supervillain lets a hero choose his name for him? You chose it yourself back during our tragic backstory.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Did I?

Well...I guess I'm kind of forgetful. Think you could remind me about our tragic backstory?

[Yes. Attempt to take advantage of him while he thinks he's a superhero. Stay classy Pokey.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . What? As if you that's true. Why would you even be fighting if you forgot?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

....Because it seemed like fun.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . W-What? That's how the tragic backstory happened in the first place.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Cause you were bored and you thought it was fun. That's what made it so much worse.

[Maybe you'll get the story if you poke him hard enough, Pokey.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

What made what worse? I don't even remember, so that's why I started it again.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

H-How can you forgot almost destroying a whole world?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. That.

Well, I do that a lot. I'm just awesome. [No he doesn't.]

That doesn't sound too special. Gotta be something else there that it was you personally and not just someone else.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Awesome?! That's -- ! Hmph. I'll ignore that since I'm a hero, but you'd better not say that kind of thing again, supervillain or not.

Of course it was personal. Everyone I knew and loved lived there.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...That's it? No real personal affront? You just...up and decided to fight me?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . No. But you never even knew about that in the first place. The PSIchic Sidekick has his own burdens to bear.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well...okay, I mean...Look, if I decided to destroy it, whoever it was deserved it. I don't just go around doing crap like that for no reason. I did it because they were JERKS to me.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . You never even knew them! You never . . . ! There was no reason! You were bored! Don't you dare say something like that.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Except that can't be right!

Yeah, being a jerk is fun, but I'm not going to out and out legitimately hurt people unless they started it. So if I did do it, they must have had it coming! I wouldn't just do it for no reason!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

I traveled back in time hundreds or thousands of years to fight you before you could hurt my family, King P! What did I say about saving you from yourself?!