Twenty-Third PSI
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a_gentle_boyCITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!
Fear not for your safety! Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE! TRUTH! And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side! Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!
Empress of Ebil! Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!
Baron von Barbarity! Your plan shall never come to fruition! Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!
Tom Ato! Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!
Tea-Timing Temptor! . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!
[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth. He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.
Supervillains may come up with their own, better names. >_> Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]
Fear not for your safety! Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE! TRUTH! And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side! Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!
Empress of Ebil! Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!
Baron von Barbarity! Your plan shall never come to fruition! Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!
Tom Ato! Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!
Tea-Timing Temptor! . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!
[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth. He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.
Supervillains may come up with their own, better names. >_> Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]
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Date: 2010-11-06 10:33 pm (UTC)Frenzy of Ten Thousand Pokes?!
But it doesn't matter! I'll fight you to the end!
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Date: 2010-11-06 10:37 pm (UTC)[And yeah, with that, he's going to have one of Josephine's legs impale another empty car and try to flail it at you Lucas. But hey, at least he's not currently actually TRYING to hit you.]
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Date: 2010-11-06 10:39 pm (UTC)You can't beat my superior agility! Like, um . . . the speed of a thousand frightened rabbits, I'll dodge with ease!
[Lucas merely backs up about ten feet out of flailing range.]
Hah!
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Date: 2010-11-06 10:44 pm (UTC)Oh-hoh, but your speed can only help you so much! Here, take my
Steel Cage of Death Gliding Through The Sky like A Hawk And You Are Crushed like A Field Mouse between its talons and-
Screw it I'm just throwing the friggin' car at you!
[Aaaaand here comes the car Lucas. It's not particularly well aimed, so it's unlikely to hit you unless you FLY into it, but you know...still kinda throwing cars around like a jackass.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 04:28 am (UTC)Yoyo in the Face!
[As the car flies harmlessly past him, Pokey may expect . . . a Yoyo coming at his Face.]
I think this is my favorite thread I've ever done
Date: 2010-11-07 04:47 am (UTC)Nope, that smacks him in the face a bit, the jerk of his head causing his stupid little crown to fall off to the ground.]
Ow! Jerk!
I am enjoying it XD
Date: 2010-11-07 04:53 am (UTC)I mean. Ahem. That's only a precursor of what's yet to come!
[Lucas swoops down to hold the crown above his head triumphantly.]
Surrender! Or there will be more where that came from!
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Date: 2010-11-07 04:58 am (UTC)HEY! THAT'S MINE!
[And now he's going to work himself into a little bitch fit.]
Seriously, gimme that back!
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-07 05:07 am (UTC)[And he'll be having the missile pods on his mech pop out from the underbelly of Josephine by now, Lucas.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-07 05:13 am (UTC)Watch me.
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:16 am (UTC)I can hear the true cries of your heart, King P! It's saying, "Please, Amazing Psychic Boy ican'trememberwhatnameiusedwithyou, save me from myself!" It's what all villains really want! I believe in that voice and you can believe in it, too!
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:19 am (UTC)It's....
It's just.....
Could you come closer? I don't want to say this too out loud...
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:26 am (UTC)[Lucas hovers closer. Sob.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:27 am (UTC)You're a sucker!
[And he's going to lean in and try to swipe at and take the crown with his one remaining hand.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:31 am (UTC)[Dastardly indeed! Pokey succeeds with his gambit and leaves Lucas scrambling to grab it back in a game of keep away.]
You're supposed to . . . hngh . . . be redeemed . . . tch . . . you know!
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:35 am (UTC)[Pokey just starts hopping backwards a little bit, waving the crown a little bit off his head as Lucas tries to grab the crown away, smiling like a little jerk the whole way.]
Only way to stop a villain is to kill 'em, or lock 'em away forever! Redemption never works, cause the people you can redeem were never really bad guys anyway.
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:40 am (UTC)[Lucas tries a different tactic. Pokey is now getting tickled in his round belly.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:47 am (UTC)S-haha-Stop! I s-HAHAHA-said stop! Don't-AHAHA-Don't touch me! I-HAHAHAHAHA-SAID STOP!
[And he's going to try and push Lucas away. With both hands. Or they would be. His left hand has been reduced to a stump.]
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Date: 2010-11-07 01:15 pm (UTC)What happened to your hand?
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Date: 2010-11-07 05:11 pm (UTC)Nothing.
[Though, with the break, he'll be readjusting his crown on top of his head.]
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Date: 2010-11-08 05:57 am (UTC)The PSIcho Sidekick never lets anyone in need suffer! Even if it is a supervillain who should have been redeemed but isn't playing the way he's supposed to.
[Lifeup Alpha ~]
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Date: 2010-11-08 06:01 am (UTC)...Thanks.
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Date: 2010-11-08 06:26 am (UTC)If you want me to beat up on you, you should've succumbed to the Ten Thousand Finger Poke of Doom when I did it.
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From:I have no idea what i'm doing I apologize
From:I think it works well. I'm not complaining.
From:Aha, I just hope it wasn't too awkward going from awesome fun to emotional stuff
From:Awkward? Not at all. I think it flowed really well. I'm just somewhat surprised it did.
From:A-As long as you think so!
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