Twenty-Third PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

CITIZENS OF MAYFIELD!

Fear not for your safety!  Though trouble may brew in these uncertain times, know always that the shining shield of JUSTICE!  TRUTH!  And the TAZMILIAN WAY! stands by your side!   Rest assured that I, the Psychic PSIclone, will not allow these villains to wreak havoc with impunity!

Empress of Ebil!  Set aside your dark ways and return to the path of the adorable!

Baron von Barbarity!  Your plan shall never come to fruition!  Repent lest condemnation fall upon your head!

Tom Ato!  Cease your poaching and release the cuddly animals you've so mercilessly enslaved to fight for your nefarious means!

Tea-Timing Temptor!   . . . You're incorrigible, but at least pick a villainess sidekick your own age!

[Lucas can be found flying -- literally, flying -- around town, rescuing cats from trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and taking candy away from small children because it will rot their teeth.  He is trailing a ridiculously long blanket as a cape with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his eyes.

Supervillains may come up with their own, better names.  >_>  Also I have so much work to do I hate you Mayfield.]

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

.....

It's....

It's just.....

Could you come closer? I don't want to say this too out loud...

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Of course, nemesis! Returning to the righteous path is a difficult thing, but I know you'll thank me later!

[Lucas hovers closer. Sob.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well, it's just....

You're a sucker!

[And he's going to lean in and try to swipe at and take the crown with his one remaining hand.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

H-Hey!

[Dastardly indeed! Pokey succeeds with his gambit and leaves Lucas scrambling to grab it back in a game of keep away.]

You're supposed to . . . hngh . . . be redeemed . . . tch . . . you know!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That's not how you get rid of villains, stupid!

[Pokey just starts hopping backwards a little bit, waving the crown a little bit off his head as Lucas tries to grab the crown away, smiling like a little jerk the whole way.]

Only way to stop a villain is to kill 'em, or lock 'em away forever! Redemption never works, cause the people you can redeem were never really bad guys anyway.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Well, of course! That's because no one's ever really a bad guy! They just think they are.

[Lucas tries a different tactic. Pokey is now getting tickled in his round belly.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[His face screws up, somewhere between anger and laughter, at the sensation.]

S-haha-Stop! I s-HAHAHA-said stop! Don't-AHAHA-Don't touch me! I-HAHAHAHAHA-SAID STOP!

[And he's going to try and push Lucas away. With both hands. Or they would be. His left hand has been reduced to a stump.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Hah! The PSIcho Sidekick never -- . . .

What happened to your hand?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just jamming his hand back in his pocket.]

Nothing.

[Though, with the break, he'll be readjusting his crown on top of his head.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . .

The PSIcho Sidekick never lets anyone in need suffer! Even if it is a supervillain who should have been redeemed but isn't playing the way he's supposed to.

[Lifeup Alpha ~]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

....Man. The PSIcho Sidekick really is a friggin' psycho, if he thinks you're supposed to go around redeeming bad guys instead of kicking the crap out of them.







...Thanks.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

That's psycho as in Psycho for Justice and Truth! Sheesh.

If you want me to beat up on you, you should've succumbed to the Ten Thousand Finger Poke of Doom when I did it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

So...you're insane for justice and truth? That doesn't make sense. And if you're a sidekick, who're you working with?

Pfft, no! That attack was laaaaaaaame.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . It's hard to find things that start with the sound 'PSI', OK?! It's not like your name is any better. You just took your first initial and stuck King in front of it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well, I could think of some. Like-

There's-

.........

I didn't choose that name. You chose it for me and then I went with it. But it is kinda cool, you gotta admit...

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

What kind of supervillain lets a hero choose his name for him? You chose it yourself back during our tragic backstory.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Did I?

Well...I guess I'm kind of forgetful. Think you could remind me about our tragic backstory?

[Yes. Attempt to take advantage of him while he thinks he's a superhero. Stay classy Pokey.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . What? As if you that's true. Why would you even be fighting if you forgot?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

....Because it seemed like fun.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . W-What? That's how the tragic backstory happened in the first place.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Cause you were bored and you thought it was fun. That's what made it so much worse.

[Maybe you'll get the story if you poke him hard enough, Pokey.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

What made what worse? I don't even remember, so that's why I started it again.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

H-How can you forgot almost destroying a whole world?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. That.

Well, I do that a lot. I'm just awesome. [No he doesn't.]

That doesn't sound too special. Gotta be something else there that it was you personally and not just someone else.