Twenty-Sixth PSI
Nov. 27th, 2010 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Ring, ring! It is 6:00 in the morning and there is someone buzzing at your door.
The day after Thanksgiving, Lucas was awakened by the sound of the telephone. Upon picking it up, he was greeted by a friendly disembodied voice thanking him for his application as a paper-boy. He'd be starting tomorrow!
. . .
The rest of the day was spent in anxiety about what he was going to do. And seeing as how he was Lucas, he came to the inevitable conclusion that he'd better make the best job of it he could. This is the reason why your doorbell is being rung at an ungodly hour -- If it's possible for a buzzer to sound polite, it does. Lucas will wait with a cheerful smile on your front porch until someone shows up to answer the door, after which he'll promptly launch into a speech that sounds as if it has been nervously rehearsed for hours. In the event that no one does, he will leave after two rings. Morning people may notice that there's no bike nearby, but there is a table meandering about your front lawn. The speech runs as follows, though you can cut him off at any time.]
Good morning, [mister/miss]! My name is Lucas. We're not acquainted, but I wanted to let you know that I'll be responsible for bringing your newspapers in the morning now. I'll do everything I can to make my delivery as quiet and punctual as possible.
Thanks very much, and I look forward to serving you!
[In the event that he knows you.]
O-Oh! Hi! Um. Ah. Oh, I have to change my speech.
The day after Thanksgiving, Lucas was awakened by the sound of the telephone. Upon picking it up, he was greeted by a friendly disembodied voice thanking him for his application as a paper-boy. He'd be starting tomorrow!
. . .
The rest of the day was spent in anxiety about what he was going to do. And seeing as how he was Lucas, he came to the inevitable conclusion that he'd better make the best job of it he could. This is the reason why your doorbell is being rung at an ungodly hour -- If it's possible for a buzzer to sound polite, it does. Lucas will wait with a cheerful smile on your front porch until someone shows up to answer the door, after which he'll promptly launch into a speech that sounds as if it has been nervously rehearsed for hours. In the event that no one does, he will leave after two rings. Morning people may notice that there's no bike nearby, but there is a table meandering about your front lawn. The speech runs as follows, though you can cut him off at any time.]
Good morning, [mister/miss]! My name is Lucas. We're not acquainted, but I wanted to let you know that I'll be responsible for bringing your newspapers in the morning now. I'll do everything I can to make my delivery as quiet and punctual as possible.
Thanks very much, and I look forward to serving you!
[In the event that he knows you.]
O-Oh! Hi! Um. Ah. Oh, I have to change my speech.
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Date: 2010-11-29 09:19 pm (UTC)[Ah! That's a bit selfish, this boy here is being friendly and I'm complaining about an early rise. A true hero wouldn't care if he got up at the crack of dawn or not. A true hero would take friendship where it stood, be it dawn, middle of the night, or afternoon! If I ever hope to be a true hero, I will have to embrace such things.]
You're right! It is better this way, it gives a sense of closeness to those around you.
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:38 am (UTC)[Well no he probably wouldn't, but.]
But I wasn't joking about being friends or anything. We can do that if you'd like.
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Date: 2010-11-30 04:45 am (UTC)[And he really means it.]
I am so bad about not doubling icons
Date: 2010-11-30 04:51 am (UTC)My name is Lucas. It's nice to meet you.
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Date: 2010-11-30 07:50 pm (UTC)But you're right. When I become an adult, I want to be able to do something I'd really like.
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Date: 2010-11-30 07:56 pm (UTC)That's what I did, I decided to go to what I loved instead of just sitting around doing something I didn't like as much.
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:54 am (UTC)What do you do now, Almaz?
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Date: 2010-12-01 03:58 am (UTC)Now? Now I work in an office. But... I'm not really sure what I'm suppose to do, I'm not sure if anything really gets done... it seems like a lot of just... shifting around of papers.
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Date: 2010-12-01 04:06 pm (UTC)That's a very good job, definitely. The world could always use more of those.
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