Fourteenth PSI
Jul. 23rd, 2010 12:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
a_gentle_boy[It is time to sum up what Lucas has been doing all summer. This is the culmination of hours of hard work and dedication. This is the pinnacle of success for the boy who has been deprived of a normal childhood. It is also the first time the player has tried a post of this sort.
Four scenarios will be presented. One is welcome to respond to as many of them as one wishes. Numbering the initial comment may be helpful.]
First Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? As the alarm rings insistently, smoke pours out an open window accompanied shortly after by its source, a flaming brick of some sort that unfortunately lands in a rosebush and immediately sets it on fire. Closer inspection would reveal that this was once formerly a cakepan. Closer inspection is, however, impossible due to the fact that a coughing, choking Lucas covered in soot has just run out the front door and is now blasting the burning bush with the hose. He does not look pleased.]
Second Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? Again? In the park, birds, humans, and anything with ears quietly begin to edge away from the child ostensibly playing a recorder on a bench. In actuality, he is managing to hit a note that has never been recorded before in the history of mankind. This is a great achievement and is followed shortly after by the world record of 'most incorrect notes played simultaneously on one instrument'.
After about twenty minutes of this, Lucas sighs and places the instrument on the bench beside him. He does not look pleased.]
Third Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. It is difficult to make a horrific racket while drawing, so the town is spared, for now. He is again in the park, but this time, stares intensely at anyone who happens by. Those who come up from behind may notice that his artwork is . . . Well, actually, it's not terrible. He doesn't seem too pleased with himself, though, and there is soon a large pile of crumpled paper around him.]
Fourth Scenario:
[It is not a very peaceful day in Mayfield. There is a boy in the middle of his yard yelling, screaming, and performing the most bizarre form of martial arts ever invented. It seems, somehow, to involve a lot of kicking and a lot of . . . yo-yo tricks. Walk the Dog leaves a trail of burning grass, Around the World breaks off a tree branch with concussive force, and the Forward Pass is . . . actually headed straight at your face. Whoops.]
Four scenarios will be presented. One is welcome to respond to as many of them as one wishes. Numbering the initial comment may be helpful.]
First Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? As the alarm rings insistently, smoke pours out an open window accompanied shortly after by its source, a flaming brick of some sort that unfortunately lands in a rosebush and immediately sets it on fire. Closer inspection would reveal that this was once formerly a cakepan. Closer inspection is, however, impossible due to the fact that a coughing, choking Lucas covered in soot has just run out the front door and is now blasting the burning bush with the hose. He does not look pleased.]
Second Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? Again? In the park, birds, humans, and anything with ears quietly begin to edge away from the child ostensibly playing a recorder on a bench. In actuality, he is managing to hit a note that has never been recorded before in the history of mankind. This is a great achievement and is followed shortly after by the world record of 'most incorrect notes played simultaneously on one instrument'.
After about twenty minutes of this, Lucas sighs and places the instrument on the bench beside him. He does not look pleased.]
Third Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. It is difficult to make a horrific racket while drawing, so the town is spared, for now. He is again in the park, but this time, stares intensely at anyone who happens by. Those who come up from behind may notice that his artwork is . . . Well, actually, it's not terrible. He doesn't seem too pleased with himself, though, and there is soon a large pile of crumpled paper around him.]
Fourth Scenario:
[It is not a very peaceful day in Mayfield. There is a boy in the middle of his yard yelling, screaming, and performing the most bizarre form of martial arts ever invented. It seems, somehow, to involve a lot of kicking and a lot of . . . yo-yo tricks. Walk the Dog leaves a trail of burning grass, Around the World breaks off a tree branch with concussive force, and the Forward Pass is . . . actually headed straight at your face. Whoops.]
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:29 am (UTC)[The bush looks like it ought to be mercifully put out of its misery at this point. Lucas is also still conspicuously sooty.]
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 01:36 am (UTC)Just... be more careful next time, alright? I don't need anything bad to happen to you too.
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:40 am (UTC)Don't worry about me. It's nothing really dangerous, honest.
Do you, by the way, if it's OK to halve the baking time if you double the temperature.
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:41 am (UTC)...You know. I think that's one of the things Nadia told me not to do. Something about having patience and not killing everyone.
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:52 am (UTC)Does your sister know how to bake pretty well, then?
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 01:56 am (UTC)Um. Would you like to try some? I promise some of it actually tastes good.
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Date: 2010-07-23 01:58 am (UTC)[Blanches. With how she bakes, she can guess how this turned out and is not looking forward to trying anything. But Lucas! Can't let him down.]
Er... Sure...
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Date: 2010-07-23 02:02 am (UTC)I'll bring something out for you. Wait here.
[He turns off the hose and heads inside, returning a few moments later with a small tray and a few pieces of assorted cake in varying stages of oxidation. There are a few that look OK, though.]
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Date: 2010-07-23 02:05 am (UTC)She has done countless brave things, but looking at this cake...
Suck it up, honey.]
They, uh, look great, kid...
[Takes a piece.
Takes a bite.
OH GODS.]
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Date: 2010-07-23 03:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 03:10 am (UTC)Swallows.]
I-it's great.
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Date: 2010-07-23 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 03:15 am (UTC)Uh. Peanut butter. Like peanut butter, yeah.
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Date: 2010-07-23 04:44 am (UTC)