Fourteenth PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

[It is time to sum up what Lucas has been doing all summer.  This is the culmination of hours of hard work and dedication.  This is the pinnacle of success for the boy who has been deprived of a normal childhood.  It is also the first time the player has tried a post of this sort.

Four scenarios will be presented.  One is welcome to respond to as many of them as one wishes.  Numbering the initial comment may be helpful.]

First Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield.  But what is that horrific racket?  As the alarm rings insistently, smoke pours out an open window accompanied shortly after by its source, a flaming brick of some sort that unfortunately lands in a rosebush and immediately sets it on fire.  Closer inspection would reveal that this was once formerly a cakepan.  Closer inspection is, however, impossible due to the fact that a coughing, choking Lucas covered in soot has just run out the front door and is now blasting the burning bush with the hose.  He does not look pleased.]

Second Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield.  But what is that horrific racket?  Again?  In the park, birds, humans, and anything with ears quietly begin to edge away from the child ostensibly playing a recorder on a bench.  In actuality, he is managing to hit a note that has never been recorded before in the history of mankind.  This is a great achievement and is followed shortly after by the world record of 'most incorrect notes played simultaneously on one instrument'. 

After about twenty minutes of this, Lucas sighs and places the instrument on the bench beside him.  He does not look pleased.]

Third Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield.  It is difficult to make a horrific racket while drawing, so the town is spared, for now.  He is again in the park, but this time, stares intensely at anyone who happens by.  Those who come up from behind may notice that his artwork is . . . Well, actually, it's not terrible.  He doesn't seem too pleased with himself, though, and there is soon a large pile of crumpled paper around him.]

Fourth Scenario:
[It is not a very peaceful day in Mayfield.  There is a boy in the middle of his yard yelling, screaming, and performing the most bizarre form of martial arts ever invented.  It seems, somehow, to involve a lot of kicking and a lot of . . . yo-yo tricks.  Walk the Dog leaves a trail of burning grass, Around the World breaks off a tree branch with concussive force, and the Forward Pass is . . . actually headed straight at your face.  Whoops.]

Comments

Fourth

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

[The man takes the blow to the face, head leering back at the force. He doesn't look fazed in the least when he faces Lucas again, though a small trickle of blood is running down his face from his nose. He doesn't seem to notice. Rather, he just seems interested.]

How interesting. I've never seen anyone manage such force with a toy before.

second!

[dodo-master.livejournal.com]

[A weird little man and his pet dodo stop to watch you with the recorder. He folds his arms and considers you seriously. Once Lucas stops and gives up, he waves a discerning finger.]

Now now! You'll never get anywhere giving up that quickly! Goodness, who taught you?

First!

[teacup-parry.livejournal.com]

*Shina's passing by... and she has her omnipresent teacup, of course*

A cooking experiment gone wrong?

Fourth

[wolf-wolves.livejournal.com]

[BAM right in the face. Free is blasted over onto his back, probably with a broken nose.]

Did NOT see that one coming.

Four

[steel-massifail.livejournal.com]

[[WHACK. Massimo's face is hit, though luckily, his helmet takes most of the blow. It causes him to clutch his face and simply stare down at Lucas.]]

...Oww...

Four

[thingsidoforluv.livejournal.com]

[Courage watched Lucas' yo-yo shenanigans with fascination and fear...until it flew straight at the little pink dog.

Then it just turned into fear. Courage takes the yo-yo in the nose with an audible "Oof!" and then, as he rubs it with his paws.]

Oooooh...

Three!

[snackaholictank.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

One

[resurrectinto.livejournal.com]

[It might be a good thing that Margot is passing by -- seeing the fire and Lucas trying to put it out, she extends a hand toward the flames, seeming to suck them toward her, before clenching her fingers shut, extinguishing the roses.]

Um. Lucas. What are you trying to do?

Fourth

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[Luke was just trying to say hello, why are you trying to kill him with a yo-yo all of a sudden.

Unfortunately, the boy is just a little too slow and takes a yo-yo to the face, knocking him right off his feet.]

Second~

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[oh sweet merciful jesus what is that noise

Vince awkwardly sidles up to him after he's finished, trying to think of the nicest way to tell a person that they suck.]

... Y'gettin' into music, then?

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