Seventeenth PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

[Lucas has a package!  It is very large and it is wrapped up all nicely on his driveway, blocking the passage of any cars.  He wonders momentarily what he could have possibly gotten back until realizing that he only has one 'possession' that's shaped like this.  After spending about twenty minutes carefully removing it from its packaging, Lucas beams at the extremely odd . . . thing.]

Hi.  It's nice to see you again.

[With that, he gets on.  And is instantly dragged away.]

W-Wha . . . Uwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  S-S-Slowwww d-doooooown!

[He hangs on for dear life.
Mr. Saturn's Tea Table is rampaging around the town!  Lucas has forgotten how to control this thing and is liable to smash into anybody and everything.  It's a little smaller than a car and seats four.  Here is a picture although it's larger than that in canon.  Here is a video demonstrating it running things over.]

Sorry!  . . .   Ah, get out of the way! . . .   I-I'll heal you later . . . !   Tea Table!   You've got to calm down!

Comments

[princessoffrogs.livejournal.com]

What do you mean by 'drone me?'

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

He can turn you into a drone. If you misbehave, you sometimes end up behaving like one of them.

[princessoffrogs.livejournal.com]

That is utter nonsense. A princess, misbehave, what a ridiculous notion.

[Clearly, she has her priorities in line.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh!
Um. I'm glad to hear that. Just make sure you don't cross Grady.

[And they are nearing her house now . . . ]

Is there anything else you'd like to know, Princess?

[princessoffrogs.livejournal.com]

That is quite enough information, thank you.

I believe this is my house.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Please be careful getting off, Princess Pearl. And I hope you had a pleasant journey on the Saturn Express.

[princessoffrogs.livejournal.com]

[Hops off... sort of gracefully. There's some flailing, but when she's down, she curtsies. It's a politeness.]

Thank you very much, Sir Lucas. Your help has been appreciated.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a problem at all. I hope I didn't scare you too much with the table at the beginning there.