Seventeenth PSI

[a_gentle_boy]

[Lucas has a package!  It is very large and it is wrapped up all nicely on his driveway, blocking the passage of any cars.  He wonders momentarily what he could have possibly gotten back until realizing that he only has one 'possession' that's shaped like this.  After spending about twenty minutes carefully removing it from its packaging, Lucas beams at the extremely odd . . . thing.]

Hi.  It's nice to see you again.

[With that, he gets on.  And is instantly dragged away.]

W-Wha . . . Uwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  S-S-Slowwww d-doooooown!

[He hangs on for dear life.
Mr. Saturn's Tea Table is rampaging around the town!  Lucas has forgotten how to control this thing and is liable to smash into anybody and everything.  It's a little smaller than a car and seats four.  Here is a picture although it's larger than that in canon.  Here is a video demonstrating it running things over.]

Sorry!  . . .   Ah, get out of the way! . . .   I-I'll heal you later . . . !   Tea Table!   You've got to calm down!

Comments

[windmill.livejournal.com]

[KNOCKED RIGHT OVER. good job.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Aaaah! Mr. Netherlands!

[Lucas! Actually succeeds in turning it around! . . . Except now it's coming right at you again. Oops.]

[windmill.livejournal.com]

Lucas-?

[no time to get up again. he just sighs and prepares to let it run over him again.]

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

[POW! Tak is tossed up and into your face. Duck!]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas fails to duck.]

Aaaaugh! Ow! G-Get off my face!

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

AARAAAAAAAAHHGGH LET ME GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Her spider legs pop out of her pak and flail everywhere while she scratches at you like crazy]

[wybrows.livejournal.com]

[ Hit! She starts kind of bawwing. ]

W-watch where you're going, idiot!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I forgot how to make it stoppppp!

[His voice fades as Lucas rides away into the wind. . . . Or something. About three minutes pass before he comes puffing and panting up the street, absent a tea table.]

A-Are. Are you OK?!

[wybrows.livejournal.com]

[ Stops crying quickly. She can't let anyone see that. ]

D-didn't hurt at all. But more importantly, you're lucky I'm not that angry over it or I would beat you up. What was that thing anyway?

[an-zero.livejournal.com]

[Zero swivels on his foot to avoid the tea table and just

watches.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas . . . waves?

If Zero sticks around for five minutes, he might notice it coming back in the same direction.]

[princessoffrogs.livejournal.com]

[This sadly makes more sense to her than the cars.

This is not going to stop the kid from STARING, though, what the heck.]

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas calls out as he approaches, just in case.]

I'm sorry if you get hurt!

[resurrectinto.livejournal.com]

[If that were anyone else on a sentient table, she would probably just head inside and call it a day.

Instead, she's going to chase after it and try to help out. Or something.]

I'll save you, just hang on!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . M-Miss Margot?

It's OK! I don't need sav -- Ack!

[A plastic bag flies into his face as he yells backwards.]

Permission to hop on when it loops around? XD;

[teacup-parry.livejournal.com]

*Shina just... sips tea and waves as Lucas flies past*

Of course!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas waves back. He tries to say something, but it seems to be lost in the wind -- It sounds like he's saying something about tea, though.

If Shina is still there about 5 minutes later, she may see him coming back the same direction. Oh infinite looping Mayfield.]

[crawlininmytome.livejournal.com]

[Ange bursts into golden butterflies before it comes in contact and re-materializes right on with Lucas.]

A-A tea table? What sort of regain is this?!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . A-Ah! How did you do that, Miss Ange?!

It's, um. It's helped me out a lot before.

[legendschild.livejournal.com]

[The table hits Yutaro as it passes by]

H-hey!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Aaah! I'm sorry! Wait, hold on!

[There's a completely wild shot of PSI Lifeup in Yutaro's direction that probably misses completely. Lucas continues to scream until he fades in the distance.]

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[Luffy had just been minding his own business when he heard the words of caution ring overhead. His head turned about in just enough time to see the young boy atop the table, unable to react with a dive or jump from the path of the strange vehicle. As his body flew forward, his eyes lit up like gold coins. Though angry, Luffy was still very impressed.]

WAAAH! I JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A COOL THING!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . Huh?

[Lucas is somewhat stunned by this response, but recovers soon enough.]

I'm sorry, Mister! I'll heal you the next time I loop around!

[nessbound.livejournal.com]

LUCAS!

[Ness was using the best of his lung capacity to chase after the familiarly shaped table. The fact that Lucas was on top of it was reason enough to make haste, but the fact that the table resembled the shape of his old friends made him more eager to stop the runaway furniture. Ness dives towards the table, reaching for a leg. He misses of course, cursing the lack of PSI powers in order to aide him. He brushes himself off and continues to run again, keeping decent pace behind Lucas.]

WH-*heave*WHERE*pants*DI-DID*huff*GETTHAT?!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

Ness!

[Lucas crawls to the back of the table, and as before, gingerly edges far enough until he can try to reach out a hand for Ness.]

Slow down, table! . . . Ness, it's from Saturn Valley!