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a_gentle_boy) wrote2010-07-23 12:06 am
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Fourteenth PSI
[It is time to sum up what Lucas has been doing all summer. This is the culmination of hours of hard work and dedication. This is the pinnacle of success for the boy who has been deprived of a normal childhood. It is also the first time the player has tried a post of this sort.
Four scenarios will be presented. One is welcome to respond to as many of them as one wishes. Numbering the initial comment may be helpful.]
First Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? As the alarm rings insistently, smoke pours out an open window accompanied shortly after by its source, a flaming brick of some sort that unfortunately lands in a rosebush and immediately sets it on fire. Closer inspection would reveal that this was once formerly a cakepan. Closer inspection is, however, impossible due to the fact that a coughing, choking Lucas covered in soot has just run out the front door and is now blasting the burning bush with the hose. He does not look pleased.]
Second Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? Again? In the park, birds, humans, and anything with ears quietly begin to edge away from the child ostensibly playing a recorder on a bench. In actuality, he is managing to hit a note that has never been recorded before in the history of mankind. This is a great achievement and is followed shortly after by the world record of 'most incorrect notes played simultaneously on one instrument'.
After about twenty minutes of this, Lucas sighs and places the instrument on the bench beside him. He does not look pleased.]
Third Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. It is difficult to make a horrific racket while drawing, so the town is spared, for now. He is again in the park, but this time, stares intensely at anyone who happens by. Those who come up from behind may notice that his artwork is . . . Well, actually, it's not terrible. He doesn't seem too pleased with himself, though, and there is soon a large pile of crumpled paper around him.]
Fourth Scenario:
[It is not a very peaceful day in Mayfield. There is a boy in the middle of his yard yelling, screaming, and performing the most bizarre form of martial arts ever invented. It seems, somehow, to involve a lot of kicking and a lot of . . . yo-yo tricks. Walk the Dog leaves a trail of burning grass, Around the World breaks off a tree branch with concussive force, and the Forward Pass is . . . actually headed straight at your face. Whoops.]
Four scenarios will be presented. One is welcome to respond to as many of them as one wishes. Numbering the initial comment may be helpful.]
First Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? As the alarm rings insistently, smoke pours out an open window accompanied shortly after by its source, a flaming brick of some sort that unfortunately lands in a rosebush and immediately sets it on fire. Closer inspection would reveal that this was once formerly a cakepan. Closer inspection is, however, impossible due to the fact that a coughing, choking Lucas covered in soot has just run out the front door and is now blasting the burning bush with the hose. He does not look pleased.]
Second Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. But what is that horrific racket? Again? In the park, birds, humans, and anything with ears quietly begin to edge away from the child ostensibly playing a recorder on a bench. In actuality, he is managing to hit a note that has never been recorded before in the history of mankind. This is a great achievement and is followed shortly after by the world record of 'most incorrect notes played simultaneously on one instrument'.
After about twenty minutes of this, Lucas sighs and places the instrument on the bench beside him. He does not look pleased.]
Third Scenario:
[It is a peaceful day in Mayfield. It is difficult to make a horrific racket while drawing, so the town is spared, for now. He is again in the park, but this time, stares intensely at anyone who happens by. Those who come up from behind may notice that his artwork is . . . Well, actually, it's not terrible. He doesn't seem too pleased with himself, though, and there is soon a large pile of crumpled paper around him.]
Fourth Scenario:
[It is not a very peaceful day in Mayfield. There is a boy in the middle of his yard yelling, screaming, and performing the most bizarre form of martial arts ever invented. It seems, somehow, to involve a lot of kicking and a lot of . . . yo-yo tricks. Walk the Dog leaves a trail of burning grass, Around the World breaks off a tree branch with concussive force, and the Forward Pass is . . . actually headed straight at your face. Whoops.]
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How interesting. I've never seen anyone manage such force with a toy before.
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A-Ah! I'm really sorry; I didn't see you! L-Let me get that for you.
[Fwoosh. Here comes a Lifeup Alpha.]
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How interesting. Are there many of you here?
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Aw Lucas, you're making me smile
I am in a silly mood.
Dear Lord, sorry for how late this is. Had been busy.
Don't worry about it!
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second!
Now now! You'll never get anywhere giving up that quickly! Goodness, who taught you?
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[His tone is glum. His answer also explains a good deal.]
I don't know. Maybe I'm not meant to play an instrument.
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Well there's your problem! You can't just pick up an instrument and expect to master it overnight. It takes practice! Discipline! Training! Took me years to learn how to sing, you know. It's challenging, but very rewarding.
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First!
A cooking experiment gone wrong?
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[Five seconds later, the bush erupts in flames again. Lucas sighs and adjusts the power setting of the hose to Mega Tsunami.]
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Did NOT see that one coming.
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Four
...Oww...
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. . . Wh -- Augh! Did I hit you? Did I hurt you? A-Ah, I'm so sorry. Please, lie down if you need to.
[He almost drags Massimo towards the porch furniture.]
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N-Nothing. Well. I mean, that depends on how much you saw.
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No problem
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Then it just turned into fear. Courage takes the yo-yo in the nose with an audible "Oof!" and then, as he rubs it with his paws.]
Oooooh...
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O-Oh . . . I'm sorry, boy. Did I get you really hard?
[And because he doesn't think Courage is anything other than a normal dog, a wave of Lifeup Alpha comes its way.]
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Three!
Three!
Three!
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One
Um. Lucas. What are you trying to do?
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[The bush looks like it ought to be mercifully put out of its misery at this point. Lucas is also still conspicuously sooty.]
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Unfortunately, the boy is just a little too slow and takes a yo-yo to the face, knocking him right off his feet.]
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L-Luke! What are you doing here? A-Ah, I'm so sorry!
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I thought I responded to this T_T sorry
No problem
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Second~
Vince awkwardly sidles up to him after he's finished, trying to think of the nicest way to tell a person that they suck.]
... Y'gettin' into music, then?
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Встроенная и отдельностоящая бытовая техника
(Anonymous) 2015-08-17 07:28 am (UTC)(link)