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Hi, everyone. 

As foreman of the section of the factory responsible for producing canned beets, I'm pleased to announce that we've pretty much got things covered for the rest of the week.  I think we're about 2000 cans of beets over where we need to be.  In light of your hard work over the last few months as members of the Glorious Amazing Incredibly Happy People of Um, Prola . . Prolatarines That Hate America, I think it's fair that everyone who works in the beet-produce section should get the next few days off to think about how much you love communism and how happy we all are and how you want to stay out of trouble for sure definitely.

If anyone needs me, I'm going to be, um . . . somewhere far away, I think.  And if anyone asks why you're not at the factory, remember that you have permission from your foreman to stay indoors and not cause trouble until this all blows over.  I mean, until the end of the week.

And if I make any more telephone announcements after this that sound stupid, you should ignore it.

Date: 2010-07-06 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
The less people in the factory, the less people who might get hurt or droned or something. Anyway, it's not fair to make people make 2000 cans of beets just so I can pass a quota.

Date: 2010-07-06 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
R-Really? Thanks. It wasn't anything much . . .

I'm going to stay somewhere else tonight. Can you let Fuuko and Miss Ange know?

Date: 2010-07-06 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com
Sure thing. Probably a good idea if you don't actually have 2000 cans of beets.

Date: 2010-07-06 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
Oh. No, I think we only managed about 50 today.

Date: 2010-07-07 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com
Fifty? Sheesh, I can't wait to find out how this ends.

Date: 2010-07-07 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
I'm hoping it ends with all of us going home, but I think I'll settle for Mayfield coming back.

Date: 2010-07-07 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolf-wolves.livejournal.com
*Sigh* Yeah, me too. Damn my standards are dropping.

Date: 2010-07-08 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com
I'm just going to keep telling myself, "At least it's not Westport".

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