Goats're well wordy when they wanna be! Like hearin' themselves talk.
Alright, so y'know how all the heroes in the stories get magic swords before they go off to face the monster? When I got there, the king gave me these massive scissors made of steel-- the only thing that's ever even cut through one of the snakes. But, I told him, "King, y'can leave those at home, 'cause I've brought my own scissors! These things got me through my BTECs and they'll get me through this, too."
Mine looked a lot like this one I've got now, but mine're better! George Harrison himself gave me 'em after I saved him from a runaway lorry during a summer holiday.
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Alright, so y'know how all the heroes in the stories get magic swords before they go off to face the monster? When I got there, the king gave me these massive scissors made of steel-- the only thing that's ever even cut through one of the snakes. But, I told him, "King, y'can leave those at home, 'cause I've brought my own scissors! These things got me through my BTECs and they'll get me through this, too."
Mine looked a lot like this one I've got now, but mine're better! George Harrison himself gave me 'em after I saved him from a runaway lorry during a summer holiday.