'Cause I'm the best there is! And when you've got a Medusa problem and loads of money-- 'cause all kings've got loads of money, y'see-- y'always go for the best.

[Is he lying? Is he actually telling the truth? Does it make any difference?]

But there was a sale at Top Shop that day. So I said to him, I said, "King, I've been eyin' that fringe biker jacket since forever, so if y'want me to come along, you're gonna have to knock me out and throw me on a train."