[He examines the damage, trying not to let his worry show. Not even enough to even out...]

... A bit worse than chewin' gum, but not the worst. It'll all have to come off, but I've got some brilliant hats y'can borrow! And hair grows back pretty fast. See? [He runs a hand through his own hair which, while not as long as it used to be, isn't nearly as short as it was before.]