The princess lived in a cave far away, 'cause she was so ugly and nobody wanted to look at her. Also, I dunno if y'know this, but if y'look at a Medusa's eyes, y'turn to stone. So I was wearin' a blindfold. Like a ninja.

Alright, so it was an epic battle, with lots of clickin' and slashin' and snakes bitin' all over the place! I lost my favorite t-shirt to 'em, but, in the end, I was victorious! The princess was back to bein' gorgeous and I was a hero!

'Course, when we got back to the castle, the king wanted to reward me. He said I could have anythin' I wanted, but he was really pushin' his daughter on me, 'cause another curse said that if the rescuer married the princess, their kids'd make the kingdom well powerful forever. Y'wanna know what I did?